oh, shut the hell up, ya softie

[The following tip was written after reviewing a half-dozen draft posts that may as well have been written by Elliott Smith.]

Parenting Blog Tip #342: Quit being so fucking introspective and epiphanicratic and whiny and start talking about what’s going on in real life, not in your head. Less “man I finally figured it out” and more “holyfuckthisistheworsttantrumever!” Nobody wants to hear you whine like a little girl. This is a daddyblog, not a girlyblog. Grow up, douchetard.

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